Max: *pushes Faz away* Ruining all my chances with Jamey.

Faz: Stop trying to get with my husband then!

Max: He's mine!

Faz: No he's not! *whines* Jamey!

Jamey: *reading a book* Fuck off Max.

Max: *drapes himself over him* But Jamey!

Jerry: Max stop being a whore. *playing on his phone*

Max: *pouts and crawls over to him* But-

Jerry: No buts.

Jamey: Thank you.

Jerry: Yeah well don't ever test me or I'll set my horn dog onto you.

Max: *gets in Jerry's lap because he's being a baby and whines* Jerrrrrrrr.

Jerry: *shoves his face into his neck* Shut up.

Max: *starts sucking and biting on it getting distracted*