Koda: *chewing on Jamey's shoe*

Jamey: ... *takes it off him and smacks him with it lightly* No.

Koda: *whines and growls at him trying to get it back*

Jamey: My wife gave birth to a literal animal. *picks him up by his hoodie* Settle down. *huffs*

Koda: *makes bear noises trying to get his shoe back*

Jamey: Satan help me. *puts Koda on his shoulders*

Koda: *babbles pulling on his hair happily*