Max: I have decided to be a great big brother and give you the amazing parenting you never had.

Faz: *sucking on a binky looking up at him with big eyes* ..

Max: .. Holy fuck you're cute. *picks him up* You're mine now little man.

Faz: *cooes and wiggles his little tail chittering happily at the attention*

Jamey: *slams open the door* Where the fuck is my- *looks at baby Faz* ... *looks at Max*

Max: ...

Jamey: Give me him. Now.

Max: No!

Faz: *squeals at the sight of Jamey and claps his hands together cooing, spitting out his binky* Ma!

Jamey: *melts a bit* Hey sweetheart.

Max: No no, I'm Ma. *turns away* Jamey! Go away!

Faz: *pouts and looks up at Max*