Angelo: *beams* Do you have a wand?

Glinda: *blows a raspberry*  Nah, I used to have one, but when they started killing witches, I had to destroy it so they wouldn't find out.

Angelo: *gasps* That's horrible.

Glinda: Yeah. All my powers were disintegrated. Now I can only make potions with magic ingredients. It's okay though, I'm earning major bank and major magic by giving potions to you guys!

Angelo: *claps* Wow! That's so nice.

Glinda: Right? *grabs his hands* You want me to tell your fortune?

Angelo: *gasps* You can do that?!

Glinda: *shakes her head, smiling* No, but do you want me to?! *grins*