Olive: Dad? Can I just say how great your abs look?

Jamey: No.

Oil: understandable.

Faz: *nuzzles into Jamey's chest* I love your big boobs~

Jamey: I wonder if John's boobs are bigger then mine.

Olive: *gasps* John? Of course he would!!

Oil: Have you seen how hairy that man is?

Olive: duh

Jamey: *looks at them and raises his eyebrow* you guys have boners for John?

Olive: *smiles* Duh! He's hot and sexy and hairy.

Oil: He's a top, but he easily submits to being a bottom.

Faz: big boobs.

Jamey: Wha- do you all have a boner for John??

Olive: Everyone has a crush on John.

Oil: Yeah. Literally everyone. He's a serious catch.

Faz: *nods*

Jamey: *raises his eyebrow* Does Felix know?

Olive: No and if you tell him, I'll stab you in your sleep.

Jamey: *growls at him* Try it.