Faz: John! *grins* Do you have a crush on someone??

John: What?

Faz: *holds up a news article* It says here you were spotted several times with someone named Tyler God! *grins and shows him*

John: *looks at it and blushes red* N-no! I-it's a huge misunderstanding! I just save him a lot! Corrupt King keeps using him as a means to escape my grasps!

Faz: Huh?

John: For some reason Corrupt King always chooses him. It's a total mystery!

Faz: *tilts his head a bit* Huh.

John: But anyways- I-I like him! But a-as a friend!

Faz: Ooh~ So your friends!~ with benefits?

John: *covers his face* No!!