John: What if I bake it into things?

Tyler: That's gross.

John: Can you suck up red colors like Marceline?

Tyler: What?

John: oh my god, you don't know what Adventure time is? We have to watch it now-

Felix: Joooohn!! I'm hungry!!

John: what? I already fed you.

Felix: *whines* I want moooore.

John: any more and I'd probably die.

Felix: *huffs* Then let's go kill someone!

John: *laughs nervously* That's not needed, let's do something else, ok?

Felix: *growls* I wanna kill someone if you won't give me blood!!

John: ok ok ok! Let me give you the blood.

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John: *slams open the glass door with a gun and a ski mask* Everyone get down on the ground!!

People: *screaming*

John: I said get down on the ground!! *shoots the ceiling* I need all the blood you can give me now!!

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Felix: *sipping the blood packs with a straw* Thanks Johnny! How'd you get this?

John: *all mussed up and takes a sip from his coffee cup* Secret.

Tyler: *poking the blood pack*

John: *huffs* Let me blend it up for you then. I'll blend it up with... strawberries.

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This immediately popped into my head and I love it