Lucifer: I'm gonna pick up Taylor.

Angela: *filing paperwork* Okay!! *looks at him* Oh! You're going in your human form?

Lucifer: Yeah, I think people are starting to get suspicious. *shrugs*

Angela: I thought you said people in this town don't talk.

Lucifer: doesn't stop them from gossiping. *shrugs again*

Angela: Oh.

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Lucifer: *whistles, walking through the woods*

Chrissy: *hears the voice* Tay?

Taylor: *making a flower bracelet* Huh?

Chrissy: I need you to get inside.

Taylor: O-oh? *gets up a bit alarmed*

Chrissy: *notices and smiles at her* I made muffins remember? I think they're ready to come out of the oven now.

Taylor: *instantly relaxes* Oh, ok! *goes into her house*

Chrissy: *closes the door and huffs*

Lucifer: *sees the house and moves branches around*

Chrissy: *steps out, hissing* What are you doing here?!

Lucifer: *blinks at her* What?

Chrissy: You think you can come here?! *steps closer* I thought I taught your friends a lesson. *launches at him*

Lucifer: What?!

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Chrissy: *covering her face, curled into a ball*

Lucifer: *pats her head gently* I'm not angry.

Chrissy: *grabs his arm and stares at him* I cut out your eyes!!!! You're bleeding all over your fucking FACE!

Lucifer: *nods* I know. *pokes the sockets* I think you did a real nifty job. *grabs his glasses* And you broke my glasses.

Chrissy: Oh my god. *grabs her hair and face plants on the ground* I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry! I'm so so so sorry.

Lucifer: *shrugs* It happens. I'll rate it a 8/10, a bit sloppy, but only because you're dealing with a pro here. I also give it a thumbs up. *gives a thumbs up*

Chrissy: How are you so calm?!

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I noticed I switched Chris and Chrissy. Was not my intention, but oh well