Jerry: I heard you sell potions.

Glinda: *looks up from her pot* Who's asking?

Jerry: *waves hi* The second son of Lucifer!!~ Hi I'm Jerry!

Glinda: *gasps and grabs his face* You're adorable!! Absolutely adorable!! Look at how cute you are!

Jerry: *giggles* Thank you.

Glinda: *let's go of him* What kind of potion you looking for?

Jerry: *smiles* I want my husband to stop being annoying, so I wanna control him with sex. I want him to constantly be all over me.

Glinda: *nods* I see. *taps her chin in thought* let me see what I have. *checks her cart and clinks through potions*

Jerry: *waiting patiently*

Glinda: Muttering to herself: I have a lustful potion, if I combine it with this one- No not that one. That'll explode. *grabs two potions and pours them both into the pot*

Jerry: *watches her* Ooh.

Glinda: Do you happen to have anything of your husband on you? *looks at him*

Jerry: Will a picture of him work? *takes out his wallet*

Glinda: *shakes her head* No, needs to be something from him. Can you get a hair?

Jerry: Yes! Oh, but he dyes his hair, will that be a problem?

Glinda: *clicks her tongue* Yeah, so no head hairs. It just has to be from him that has his actual dna in it.

Jerry: *scratches his head* I see.

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Jerry: *opens the door to the bedroom* Max I'm gonna give you a handjob.

Max: *on the bed, playing games on his phone* Whoohoo!

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Jerry: I have his sperm. *holds up a bag*

Glinda: *shrugs* Toss it in the pot!

Jerry: *opens the bag and dumps the contents out* Keep for later. *puts the bag away*

Glinda: *starts mixing it* Now I need you to bleed out into the pot. Prick your finger and just add your blood. You can use this pin I found!! *gives him a pin*

Jerry: *nods and takes it* I have a question though. Why me too? Is this gonna control me? *pricks his finger and let's the blood drip in*

Glinda: *laughs* Ha! No! Blood for my potions is the strongest magic, it won't have any effect on you, but it will make you the master and affect those around you, aka your husband. Blood is stronger then any other dna I made you put in your potion. Blood straight from the source is amazing. Well that and- *holds up Chris's antlers* this sick forest spirit magic I got.

Jerry: *eyes widened* Chris gave you those?!

Glinda: Oh you know him? Yeah! He did! For potions! *grins*

Jerry: Oooh. *bounces* Is mine done?

Glinda: Just about! Yours is a bit more complicated since I had to mix two together. *stirs it with her spoon and pours the contents into empty vials* How many bottles did you want?

Jerry: *bounces more, giddy* I want all of them!

Glinda: *whistles* That's gonna be a hefty price. We're talking about.. *counts the bottles* 10 here sooo about 10,000 dollars.

Jerry: Hmm... I have the money, but I think my husband will get suspicious is that money was taken from our account.

Glinda: *smirks* Would you prefer a trade?~

Jerry: A trade?

Glinda: A trade. I give you something you want and you give me something of equal value.

Jerry: Oh! *takes out his tentacles* Are my demon powers something of value?

Glinda: *gasps* Holy shit! *grabs one and feels it up* You're a rare demon. Is your blood the same in these?

Jerry: *shakes his head* It's green. *shrugs* Like goop, I never found out why.

Glinda: Are you willing to give me a whole one?

Jerry: *looks at the potions and takes a deep breathe* Only if you give me something to bite down.

Glinda: I will cauterize the wound and you'll be good as new. *grabs her pocket knife*

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Jerry: *rubbing his back, carrying the potions home* This better be worth it.

~ meanwhile ~

Faz: Jamey what are these? *holds up the candy potions*

Jamey: *looks up from his switch and looks at it* Oh those. They didn't have your brand of candy so I bought those potions from a witch. Try them.

Faz: *raises his eyebrow before opening the bottle and taking a small sip* Oh my god.

Jamey: What? Is it good?

Faz: *drinks more of it* It's amazing. *keeps drinking it* Do we have more?! *drinks it all*

Jamey: Woah! You okay?

Faz: *trying to get every last bit out* I want more!! Jamey I want more! *shakes the bottle and throws it at him*

Jamey: *catches it and reads the label* This content contains magic- blah blah blah- Warning: Can cause addiction. *deadpans* Ah I see. *looks at Faz*

Faz: *giggling to himself*

Jamey: *thinks for a bit before grabbing another one from the cabinet* Faz.

Faz: *gasps and beams at him, trying to grab it*

Jamey: *pulls it from his reach* No.

Faz: *whines*

Jamey: *opens it and pours it on his hand* Can you sit?

Faz: *watches the liquid and sits down*

Jamey: *crouches down and holds out his hand* Drink.

Faz: *licks his hand and drinks the potion up*

Jamey: Nice.

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I forgot to write about Jamey and his candy potions.

Jerry's gonna have fun with his mates