I was actually suppose to write about how Jamey met Mia, but my brain went in a different direction on the last chapter
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Kerry: It'll be fun!

Jammy: What's fun about going to a gay bar?

Kerry: You could meet someone there!~

Jammy: Kerr-

Kerry: *points at her accusingly* You told me you were bi!

Jammy: Fuck!! I just don't wanna go out!!

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Jammy: *sips her drink*

Girl: Hey baby!~

Jammy: *shoos her off* Sorry, not interested.

Girl: I could take your mind off things~

Jammy: No thank you. I would just like to enjoy my drink.

Girl: Aw c'mon~ Even if I say, pretty please?~

Jammy: No-

Max: *elbows in* Sorry, but I'm gonna need you to stop hitting on my girlfriend.

Girl: *splutters* Girlfriend? Why are you both at a gay bar??

Max+Jammy: I'm bi. *looks at each other*

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Jammy: *walking to her car with Max* Thank you. I never caught your name.

Max: The name's Max! Well Maxmillian, but Max for short!

Jammy: *smiles softly* I'm Jammy. And before you fucking ask, yes the fucking Jam!

Max: *blinks* does that mean you need nuts?

Jammy: .... *shoves him*

Max: *laughs*

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Max: *showing off a picture of Jammy* She's fucking amazing!

Alex: *squints at him* There's no way that's your girlfriend.

Max: *gasps* I'm fucking offended you even doubted me.

Alex: Call her right now.

Max: Out of spite for you, I won't!!

Alex: You're lying then!!

Max: *shoves him down* I am not!!

Alex: *grabs his leg and tumbles him down* You are!!

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Jammy: He was not. Am I even more beautiful in person?

Alex: *inhales and then exhales* Yes.

Max: Get your own.

Alex: I will. I'll get two bitches just to spite you.

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And then Alex met Kerry and Fiz