Glinda: Ya sure I don't know you hun? You look so familiar!

Jamey: *shakes his head* Trust me, I've never met you before.

Glinda: *squints at him, thanking* Can I have a strand of your hair?

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Glinda: *mixing a pot and throws a strand of Jamey's hair in it* This should tell me, exactly what I need.

Jamey: *watching her* Should've known you were a witch. The potions were the first clue.

Glinda: *smiles at him* Are you still gonna buy the potions?

Jamey: *shrugs* Yeah, why not?

Glinda: *looks into the pot, watching it shape imagery* Holy shit! You're Lucifi's kid!!

Jamey: My dad? Yeah.

Glinda: Why didn't you say so?!

Jamey: I literally just met you.

Glinda: Well tell me all about you!! I was one of your father's hook-ups! We're friends you know!~

Jamey: Gross.

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Lucifer: Holy shit!

Glinda: Lucifi, you dog old son of a bitch! How are ya?

Lucifer: Glind! You're looking as young as ever! What potion did you use on yourself, you old hag?

Angelo: Lucifi?

Chris: Glind?

Jamey: *blinks* Well I better go. I should've been home an hour ago with the groceries. *yawns and flicks away*

Lucifer: *deadpans before turning towards Angelo and Chris* This is Glinda. She was an old flame a mine before we decided to become friends.

Glinda: *nods* I left this place a long time ago. Mostly because people were killing all the witches. I traveled long and far before realizing how much I missed home. So I decided to drop back in and see how much it changed! I never expected to run into your son! *crosses arms* How come you never told me you had a son?

Lucifer: I was busy with other stuff. I actually have a lot of kids. *points at Angelo and Chris* Meet my significant others.

Angelo: *waves hi* Hello.

Chris: Hey.

Glinda: *gasps and grabs Chris* A forest spirit! He's in such good shape too! I thought the humans finally killed them off- oh my god! *grabs one of his antlers gently* Can I please have one of your antlers? You know what I can make with Forest spirit magic??

Chris: *blushes* Um-

Lucifer: Back off Glinda.

Glinda: *let's him go, pouting before going to Angelo* Annnnnd you are a human! Converted to a demon! *grabs his stomach* Ooh!! Your pregnant too! *puts her ear up to the stomach*

Angelo: *watches her in awe*

Glinda: It's gonna be a baby girl!! *squeals and grabs his hands* How cute!!

Lucifer: Thanks for spoiling it.

Glinda: *grins at him*

Angelo: Wow! You're amazing!

Glinda: That's why I'm a Witch sweetheart. You wanna buy some potions? *holds up a few vials*

Lucifer: *groans* Not now Glinda.