Jerry: in every life, we find each other. Isn't that neat?

Max: *petting his hair* yeah actually. The fucking coolest.

Jerry: You're my absolute destiny. *kisses his cheek*

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Jerry: I wanna be a cunt boy.

Max: *whips his head at him* Excuse me?

Jerry: A cunt boy! A boy who has a vagina, but he's still a boy.

Max: Those exist?

Jerry: Yes. I wanna be a cunt boy

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This is just my true feelings coming out, I wanna draw Jerry as a cunt boy

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Angelo: *laughs* Ha-Ha!! *throws the pregnancy test at Lucifer and Chris* Read it and weep boys!! I'm pregnant!!

Lucifer: *catches it and reads it* Oooh nice.

Chris: Does that mean I can take a break now?!

Angelo: Fuck yeah!! I'm pregnant!!

Chris: *deflates into the couch* Oh thank god

Lucifer: Don't fucking swear that ever again in front of me.

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Lucifer: Hey hold on, you still have me.

Chris: *whines* You wanna get pregnant too?

Lucifer: What? No. At least not yet- but I was mostly talking about how you can still give me blowjobs and shit.

Chris: *huffs* I can, but then again, I could always just ignore you.

Lucifer: *growls* Mean.

Chris: I need this break Lucifer.

Lucifer: I'm not saying you can't have a break! I still want a blowjob from time to time. I don't even care if it's a handjob.

Chris: Fine, lazy handjob.

Lucifer: Ugh, fine.

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Chris: How were you like as a kid?

Lucifer: Me? Evil.