John: *snaps fingers* Unfuse.

Felix: *unfuses with Tyler*

Tyler: *looks at John*

John: *pats his lap*

Tyler: *climbs on his lap and lays his head in his neck*

Felix: *pouts*

John: *rolls eyes* You too.

Felix: *preens and floats over, sitting on his other side of his lap, copying Tyler*

John: *smirks* one for each knee.

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Max: When did you get so confident?

John: *raises his eyebrow* I've always been confident?

Max: No you haven't. It's been always Felix and technically Tyler.

John: *thinks about it* .... I don't know.

Max: ......

John: ......

Max: You remember when you were a god at some point?

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Felix: John!! Bend over for me right now!

John: *deadpans* No.

Felix: *whines* Don't emasculate me in front of our hoes!

Mike: *blushes and splutters* H-hey!

Nat: *pouts* I'm not a hoe. I'm more of a trophy.

Mike: *turns to Nat flabbergasted*

John: Too bad. Why don't you bend your pretty pink ass against the coffee table.

Felix: *blushes* Are you gonna fuck me on it?

John: *smirks* Well you're not gonna find out of you don't do it.

Felix: *smiles excitedly, turned on and does exactly that*

John: Alright! Now I have a foot rest. *sits on the couch and props his feet on Felix*

Felix: *stays still* .......... you asshole.