Jerry: Ha-Ha! My birthday is coming up soon! *frowns* I hate my birthday.

Max: My birthday is coming up soon. So is our anniversary. *holds his hands*

Jamey: Nobody gives a shit about my birthday.

Jerry: Not my fault we kept forgetting!

Faz: I'm sorry cupcake. *pouts at him*

Max: How about we make it up right now? Your birthday present is us sucking your dick.

Jamey: Fuck off. I want a bedroom with a bunch of faz clones and leave us for a good 48 hours.

Faz: *makes an offended noise*

Jamey: You'll be in there with me.

Faz: Oh.

Jerry: Lame! Don't be a coward and use different faz's!

Jamey: Never.

Faz: Aw!~ *hugs him*

Max: Anyways- let's talk about my birthday! Jerry what are you getting me?

Jerry: I'm the present.

Max: Great! *looks at Jamey and Faz* Top that!

Faz: I'm probably gonna get you candy.

Jamey: I'll probably suck your dick.

Max: *looks at Jerry* Jamey seems to have beaten you, babe.

Jerry: It's Alex's birthday too, hm? I wonder if condomless sex would make a good birthday present?

Max: *squeaks* Kidding! Kidding! I'm just kidding!