Damien: Happy Halloween Family!!

Jake: *carrying boxes of presents in the house* D-Dami where do I put these?

Damien: On the floor. *looks around before spotting Honey Jr. on the ground*

Honey Jr: *squeals happily and babbles at him, trying to stand up*

Damien: Hello my dearest little brother!! *opens his arms towards him*

Honey Jr: *gets up and wobbly walks over to him*

Damien: *picks him up happily* Where's your mama? *gives him kisses*

Honey Jr: *giggles and snuggles into him*

Damien: Kay I'm assuming you don't know.

Zane: *walks out of the bathroom before seeing Damien there and walks back in*

Damien: *runs over and stops him* Hi mommy! We dropped by for a visit!!

Zane:*deadpans* I see that. *takes Honey Jr. away* My baby.

Honey Jr: *cooes at him*

Zane: *cooes back and starts grooming him*

Honey Jr: *giggles and tries catching his tongue*

Damien: *pouts* I thought I was your baby.

Zane: *looks at him* You were. Till you moved out and no longer became a nuisance in my life... for awhile.

Damien: *puffs out his face*

Honey: *flicks Zane's head as he passes by* Don't listen to Zane, Dami. He totally misses you and cries whenever you don't call him.

Zane: *hisses at Honey* I do not!!

Honey Jr: *makes grabby hands at Honey* Ba! Ba!

Zane: *pouts and gives him to Honey*

Honey: *takes him happily* Zaney always looks through the photo album you created for him.

Damien: *gasps* You do?!

Zane: *flushes red* No I don't!! Stop telling lies!!

Honey: *smiles* You stop lying to yourself and Dami.

Damien: You loooove me so much!~

Zane: Andy's my favorite!! Not you!!

Jake: So I uh... leave these here? *points to the boxes on the floor*

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Damien: Mom-

Zane: *looks at him* What?!

Damien: Jeez I was just gonna ask for some cookies. You have sex with dad yet?

Zane: *groans* Because of the baby, we haven't had sex in awhile- Fuck! Why am I telling you this?? *opens the cabinets and grabs the cookies*

Damien: Because you trust me with your secrets!

Zane: *snorts* Yeah right. *gives him the cookies*

Damien: *huffs* Whatever! You're just jealous because I get to have sex with my husband! Without any kids!!

Zane: *deadpans* Where are my grandkids Damien?

Damien: At home. I managed to convince Lucifer to watch over them. I'm sure they're fine.

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Lucifer: *shouts* don't stop now!! You're almost to the top!!

Link: *climbing part of the wall* I-I'm scared grandpa!

Lucifer: Don't be a wuss or you'll end up like Ivy!

Ivy: *tangled in her rock climbing gear* I'm not a wuss! I just have to chew my way out!! *starts biting her straps*

Lucifer: Atta girl!! Think outside the box!

Employee: *sighs* Sir, you and your grandkids need to leave the mall before anyone else gets hurt.

Lucifer: *glares at him* I thought this place was jump and play not come in and then leave!! *growls*

Employee: Sir you destroyed half of our equipment and half of the rock climbing wall. You're granddaughter is literally chewing the equipment as we speak and your grandson is slowly burning each rock he grips on to.

Lucifer: .... Your point?

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Damien: Yeeeeeeah! Probably.

Zane: *groans and rubs his temple*

Jake: *yawns* What's for supper?