Jamey: *puts the bear ears on*

Jerry: Oh god, you're doing this again?

Jamey: It's his mating season soon. He loves the bear ears.

Jerry: Are you gonna turn him into a bear again?

Jamey: Oh you bet your sweet ass I am.

Jerry: Aw~ You think my ass is sweet?~

Jamey: I'm going home to screw my wife!! *teleports away*

Max: Oh yeah, he totally does think it's sweet. *smacks his ass and kisses his cheek*

Jerry: *jolts and grins, hugging him tight*

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Jamey: I'm a furry fucker, I'm no longer denying it.

Faz: *sniffs him and nuzzles into him happily*

Jamey: You get me babe. *nuzzles back* Now present yourself on the bed.

Faz: *chirps at him and hops onto the bed*

Jamey: *hums happily, taking his clothes off*

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Jerry: You're so happy now! Maybe I should transform into a black bear to make you happy~

Jamey: You know I only love my Fazzy.

Max: What kind of bear would I be?

Jerry: You're already a bear~ A sexy bear~

Max: *laughs a bit* Thanks babe~

Jamey: I'm only taking a break here because it's a mess over there.

Jerry: Well at least Koda's with Ami and Willow's asleep in our spare bedroom... Koda doesn't go into heat right?

Jamey: No, not until he's 15 to 16 years old.

Jerry: Okay good!

Jamey: Now Olive and Oil? I had to lock them in their room, they were out of control.

Jerry: Must be hard for... which one is the human?

Jamey: Olive.

Jerry: Olive! Must be hard to deal with Oil.

Jamey: He's into it. He gets that from me.

Jerry: I know Coal gets into heats, but with your family being nothing, but bears. Must be difficult.

Jamey: Duh.

Max: Ugh, I can't believe we're actually having grown-up talk.

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Jamey: *panting heavily, slamming into Faz*

Faz: *claws at him whimpering*

Jamey: *bites his lip from wincing and bites at his neck*

Faz: *roars out and bites his neck back, lapping at the blood*

Jamey: *grunts and keeps thrusting hard into him*

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Faz: *yawns and rubs his eyes* Jamey?

Jamey: *still asleep, next to him*

Faz: *looks at him and kisses his cheek* Mine. *hugs him tight*

Jamey: *yawns and hugs back, muttering*

Faz: *preens and cuddles into him*

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Bear family