Max: but Jerry! If my dad marries your dad then I can't fuck him anymore!

Jerry: *shrugs*

Max: And then you'll technically be my brother! And our children we'll have would be weird!! They'll be born wrong or have genetic defects!

Jerry: Um...

Max: *shudders* I can see them now. Buck-teeth, web-toes, maybe one will be blind!! Oh god no.

Jerry: *pats his knee* ok, you're clearly having a moment. You want ice cream?

Max: Yes.

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Jerry: Would it make you feel better if you fucked Lucifer one last time? *holds up red ropes* I have binding ropes for him to put on.

Max: I tried!! *pouts* He said no because he's taking Chris out again!

Jerry: That's so cute~

Max: it is very cute, but not good for me right now!! *huffs*

Jerry: We can have Coal shape shift into Lucifer. Would that make you happy?

Max: mumbles: I guess.

Jerry: *kisses his cheek* Let's get coal then. Hopefully he'll let you dominate this time.

Max: Ugh, I don't think my ass can take another pounding from him.

Jerry: It's cute!!

Max: He let's you fuck him! But nooo it's gotta be me that gets fucked.

Jerry: It's because I'm the master baby. I'm powerful. *pats his head with a tentacle* and it's because of these babies.

Max: *groans* Not fair! I'm twice as powerful!

Jerry: Hmm.. pretty sure I could crush you without trying?

Max: *tsks and looks at him* Oh yeah? With how much you were begging for my cock last night?

Jerry: Ha! Don't make me laugh* I fucked you last night baby. You love it when I drive you crazy~ You love my cock!

Max: *growls and huffs* You're cock is small!!

Jerry: *gasps*

Max: *gasps too*

Jerry: *frowns at him and turns away*

Max: No wait! I'm sorry-

Jerry: *flips him off and marches away*

Max: No no no no no no baby- *follows him* I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! I-

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They argued, but then they made up

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Jerry: *holding his hands* I'm biting your dick off and then we'll see who has the smaller dick.

Max: *chuckles nervously* Please don't.

Jerry: *grins* No promises when I give you an apology blowie.

Max: Um... how about an apology handie?

Jerry: Hmm.. nope! *leans up close to him* I'm gonna sink my teeth into your cock and balls.

Max: Jerry you're scaring me.