Lucifer: Jehovah!! Check out my new boyfriend. *shows off Angelo*

Angelo: *waves at him*

Jehovah: *sighs* Really Lucifer? Another one?

Lucifer: Yeah yeah. Angie, I'll go get us a couple of Jehovah's soda's. *walks to the kitchen*

Angelo: *watches him leave and looks at Jehovah*

Jehovah: You won't last a week with that monster. *goes to his books*

Angelo: *smirks* You'd be surprised!

Jehovah: *deadpans at him* Gay relationships are viewed wrong.

Angelo: *frowns* Do you view me.. as wrong?

Jehovah: I love all people. *flips through his book* but others might not. Lucifer's known for being a... pardon my language... slut for people.

Angelo: I'm well aware.

Jehovah: and that doesn't bother you?

Angelo: Let's just say... I would also get called a slut multiple times.

Lucifer: *walks in* Ugh you guys aren't subtle at all. Jehovah stop depressing my boyfriend. *points the soda at him*

Jehovah: says you. *takes it and opens it* Go have your orgy parties somewhere else.

Angelo: *raises his eyebrow* Orgy party?

Lucifer: Oh yeah! I have orgy parties, people worship my fucking bod. You wanna take a sneak peak?~

Angelo: *smirks* Maybe~

Jehovah: Please do your flirting somewhere else, I must study for my exams. *sips the soda, shooing them*

Lucifer: Your loss! *pulls Angelo out*

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Jehovah: Good evening Christopher.

Chris: *deadpans at him and yawns* Evening. Please call me Chris.

Jehovah: Where are Lucifer and Angelo?

Chris: Having sex in the bathrooms. They asked me to join.

Jehovah: *deadpans* Wow, what a surprise. *rolls his eyes and reads his book*

Chris: *smiles* Jealous?

Jehovah: I don't like men, *glances at him*
Christopher.

Chris: *huffs* walked right into that one.

Jehovah: Right. Now get your books out, the teacher is coming.

Chris: *takes out his books* You're not my fucking mother.

Jehovah: Language. *looks through his book*