Lucifer: *sighs* I don't understand how you guys can love anyone else, but us.

Nat: *smiles nervously* Mikey was really nice to me.

Tyler: *pouts* John's my best friend.

Felix: Jerry, Faz and Alex were just fucks. This guy. *points at Tyler* is getting emotional fucked.

Tyler: *blushes and glares at Felix*

Angelo: Aw Lucy, let them have their fun.

Lucifer: *grumbles*

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~ inside a mall ~

Angelo: *yanks on Lucifer's suit* Lucy, lucy look!!

Lucifer: Eh? *looks at what he's looking at*

Chris: *drinking a smoothie while walking*

Angelo: he's hot!!

Lucifer: *deadpans* He's not so great. Bet he's a pathetic little baby.

Angelo: you say that about all humans.

Lucifer: because it's true!

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Idk I'm bored