Faz: *looks at Lucifer* Are you pregnant yet?

Lucifer: What?? No?? Why do you assume I'm the one getting pregnant??

Faz: Max-

Lucifer: *stops him* Max was all I needed to hear. *rolls up his sleeves*

Jamey: *stops him* Shut up and sit down.

Faz: *looks at Angelo* Are you pregnant yet??

Angelo: Baby, we've only been at it for two days. I sure hope so!! I'm off the pill, I'm using my demon powers, I'm using those pills that help you procreate faster. I wanna have Chris's babies!! *hugs Chris tight*

Chris: *blushes and grumbles, but hugs back*

Faz: Aww! I wanna be an older brother!!

Jamey: Technically you're a step-older brother. Damien and Ellie right?

Chris: Who?

Lucifer+Angelo: *both look at each other with shock written all over their faces*

Jamey: ..... You forgot Ellie and Damien didn't you?

Lucifer: *Immediately stands up* be right back. *flashes away*

Chris: *raises an eyebrow and looks at Angelo*

Angelo: *grins* we have two other kids.

Chris: I see.

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~ Ellie is now 11 years old ~

Chris: She's... adorable!

Ellie: *smiles* I am aren't I?

Damien: *circling him* Hmmm...

Chris: *looks at him*

Damien: *grabs his face* He's adorable. Why did you choose adorable?

Chris: um-

Lucifer: *rolls eyes* Isn't your precious "Jakey" adorable?

Damien: Don't talk about Jakey that way. *let's go of Chris's face* he's hot adorable: *holds his hand out for Chris.

Chris: *takes it*

Damien; *shakes it* Approved. Welcome to the family.

Angelo: *claps happily* yay!!

Ellie: Are you strong?

Chris: *looks at her* I think so.

Ellie: Lift me up! *holds her arms out*

Chris: Oh uh... *picks her up*

Ellie: Wow! You are strong! *pats his head* Approved.

Lucifer: Wow.

Jamey: *feeding Faz cookies*

Faz: *eating them happily*

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Jamey: did he top you yet?

Lucifer: *snorts* No. it's mostly Angelo riding him.

Angelo: *braiding Chris's hair* He's lying~

Lucifer: *growls* Am not!!

Chris: He is.

Lucifer: You stay out of this.

Jamey: Oh?

Angelo: Lucy rides Chrissy's cock!!

Jamey: Well damn!

Lucifer: fucking- Angelo!!

Angelo: *grins at him* you do!

Chris: I made him my bottom. *grins up at him*

Lucifer: *flicks his forehead* I still fuck you though.

Jamey: spoken like a true switch.

Lucifer: Shut up or I'm cutting off your wife's tail.

Chris: Watch it. *glares up at him*

Lucifer: *groans* I forgot he's your kid.

Jamey: If you even touch Faz, I'll make your life a living hell.

Angelo: please don't fight. How did this conversation turn into an argument?

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Lucifer: *kisses Chris's neck* I'm sorry ok?

Chris: *looking away from him* Y-You don't sound s-sorry. You're very rude t-to your son.

Angelo: *pulls off Chris's dick* That's what I said!

Lucifer: *shoves his head back down on it* I'm not mean to him, I'm just very stern.

Angelo: *happily continues warming it*

Chris: *flicks his forehead* Idiot. You're mean to h-him.

Lucifer: We've gotten a lot better anyways. I'll make it up to him later.

Chris: *thrusts into Angelo's mouth* M-Mmm. Fine. *grabs Angelo's hair and pulls him off*

Angelo: *whines softly*

Chris: Switch.

Angelo: *gets up from the ground and goes beside him*

Lucifer: *gets down on his knees and starts sucking on his cock*

Chris: *moans and holds onto Angelo*

Angelo: *pulls him close and kisses him roughly*

Chris: *kisses back, moaning and runs his hands through his hair*

Angelo: *moans softly and wraps his arms around his neck, swirling his tongue against his*

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Wholesome moments! Plus smut!