Jerry: Maaaaaaax.

Max: *turns to him* Yes?

Jerry: I'm old Max.

Max: What? Nooo, you don't look a day over 30

Jerry: *whimpers*

Max: I mean 20! 20!

Jerry: *grabs the couch pillows and throws them at him, tearing up* You liar!!

Max: *dodges them* I'm serious!! You look so amazing and beautiful! You don't even have wrinkles!

Jerry: *sniffs and wipes his face* R-really? You can't tell I'm 41?

Max: You're 41? Jerry I'm 50.

Jerry: You're 50?

Jerry+Max: *looks at each other* ...

Max: *gets on the couch and kisses him hard*

Jerry: *kisses back hard, pulling him close*

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They do this every year