Andy: *slams open the door* Running from the police!! *runs behind Mel's desk*

Mel: *sighs and puts his pen down* At work? Really?

Flaz: Hi baby!~

Lane: *walks in* Yo!

Flaz: *perks up* Laney! How are you?! It's been so long! I heard you and Andy live in a van now!

Andy: *pokes his head out and gasps* Playing favorites?!

Lane: *smiles* Yeah, but he treats me well.

Mel: *snickers and goes back to his papers* You have him wrapped around your finger, huh?

Lane: Damn right.

Andy: *whines* Mommy! Dad! Don't talk like I'm not here!

Flaz: *smiles sheepishly*

Lane: Anyway, uh, police? *looks out the door*

Mel: *snaps his fingers* Already gone.

Andy: *gets up and sighs* Thanks dad.

Lane: So awesome! Let's go back to begging for money! *walks out*

Andy: Hell yeah! Ramen for dinner! *follows after*

Mel: *deadpans*

Flaz: *sighs* There goes my strange baby.

Mel: Wonder how he got Lane.

Flaz: Probably from Damien.

Mel: No, from what he told me, Damien was hella jealous. *writes on his papers*

Flaz: Still! Lane is a keeper and Andy's gonna make her really happy.

Mel: *snorts* You do play favorites.

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Damien: Hey Andy. I'll give you a hoagie if you let me eat you out. *holds up a hoagie*

Andy: A hoagie huh? *thinks about it*

Jake: *stretches* I'll throw in a soda if you let me finger you. *holds up a bottle of Coca-Kola*

Damien: *nods*

Andy: Soda is unhealthy. *bites his bottom lip, thinking*

Lane: I'll throw in this bag of chips if you eat me out. *holds up a bag of salty chips*

Andy: Deal!

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