~ In a locked pen ~

Chris: How come you're taller than me?

Lucifer: I was born a long time ago.

Angelo: I can't even stand up yet! *giggles as he tries standing up*

Lucifer: *deadpans* This sucks, I don't have my powers yet so- *tries jumping up to grab onto the pen lock* I. Can't. Get. Out!

Chris: *laughs* Even your height sucks!

Lucifer: I'll kill you!! *about to tackle him*

Jamey: *catches him and picks him up* Woah! Looks like someone could use something to eat.

Angelo: *makes grabby hands* Me too! Me too!

Jamey: *picks him up too*

Lucifer: *growls and bites Jamey's shoulder, frustrated*

Chris: *flips him off*

Faz: C'mon Dad! I put Willow and Koda to bed. *picks him up*

Chris: Your not gonna feed me from you... are you?

Faz: No?? That's weird and gross.

Jamey: *puts Angelo in a high chair and sits Lucifer down*

Lucifer: I hate you.

Jamey: The feelings mutual.

Faz: *sits Chris down next to Lucifer*

Chris: *sticks his tongue out*

Lucifer: *whines and smacks his hands on the table* I refuse to eat!

Jamey: God, your worse than any of our kids combined. *gives them their food*

Faz: it's cute!

Angelo: *sucking on a spoon of apple sauce*

Chris: *chewing on fried fish sticks*

Lucifer: *turns away*

Jamey: *sighs* Fine. You won't get any dessert.

Lucifer: I don't give a shit!

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Lucifer's gonna be the most stubborn, insufferable kid ever.