Jaz: *folding laundry*

Antonio: *yawns, watching him*

Jaz: You don't have to watch me baby.

Antonio: I have to protect you! *yawns again and slaps his cheeks lightly*

Jaz: From what?

Antonio: Not a what. A who.

Jaz: Okay then, who?

Antonio: Flaz! He says he's gonna rape you!

Jaz: *laughs a bit* What? From who???

Antonio: Mel.

Jaz: *raises an eyebrow* You believed him?

Antonio: Yes.

Jaz: .... that's nonsense. Just go to bed, babe. *grabs his arm and leads him towards the bedroom door*

Antonio: *whines*

Jaz: Please. *helps him onto their bed and kisses his cheek*

Antonio: *grumbles and falls asleep*

Jaz: *rolls his eyes and smiles, leaving the room* Besides it's not like he'll just show up randomly when I'm alone-

Flaz: *shuts the bedroom door behind him* You're so fucked.

Jaz: *screams*

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He got fucked.

Literally.

And not consensually.

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Lane: *bouncing on Andy's cock* C-c'mon babe.

Andy: *drooling softly, moaning*

Lane: *pants, stopping and grinds against him* W-we really n-need t-to start h-having more sex b-before v-visiting Damien and J-jake.

Andy: *grunts softly and holds onto her, mumbling an apology*

Lane: *kisses his cheek* I should get you more anyways.

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Andy's just sore after absolutely getting destroyed by Jake and Damien

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Jerry: *sitting on the bed*

Max: *knocks on the door*

Jerry: *preens* I wonder who that is? Must be the pizza I ordered! *gets up and opens the door*

Max: *grins at him and shows off the pizza* Did somebody order Pizza?~ Extra large?~

Jerry: *leans against the door* I did~ but I can't pay for it, can I pay it... another way?~ *leans into him*

Max: *closes the box* Then why the fuck did you order pizza?

Jerry: *stops*

Max: *starts snickering*

Jerry: You ruined it.

Max: *starts laughing*

Jerry: The mood is completely ruined because of your stupid Joke!!

Max: *snorts laughing harder*

Jerry: *grumbles and slams the door on him*

Max: *pants from laughing* Wait- babe! No!

Jerry: *shouts muffled: Go sleep on the damn couch!*

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