Kids AU-

Max: The scary human is gonna eat you!

Faz: *shrieks* No! *tears up* I don't wanna be eaten!

Max: *laughs evilly* They're gonna use your skin as a rug and eat your tender meat!

Faz: *starts crying* Nooooo!!

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Jamey: *hugging Faz while he deadpans at Max* Seriously?

Max: What? *innocent smile*

Jamey: *growls a bit and hugs Faz closer* You're an asshole.

Max: *gasps* You swore!

Jamey: *rolls his eyes*

Faz: *curled up in his lap sniffling*

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Jerry: I made you this! *shows Max a flower crown*

Max: *wags his tail happily* Thank you! *takes it gently* 

Jerry: *smiles* You're welcome. *watches him put it on*

Max: *wagging his tail crazy and blushes lightly* I have something for you too! *reaches behind himself and gives him a dead bird* I caught it myself!

Jerry: Aw! Thank you! *holds it happily* I love you! *puckers up his lips*

Max: I love you too! *kisses him happily*

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BAHHH IM ON BREAK AND THIS WAS SPAT OUT IN LJKE 5 MINUTES  LETS GOO