Lucifer: *staring at Faz, Alex and Max* Really?

Faz: *pouts* Wasn't me dad! It was those two! *points at the twins*

Max: *gasps and clutches his chest* I would never. It was just Alex.

Alex: *deadpans* Totally.

Faz+Max: *gasps* He admitted it! See!

Lucifer: *groans*

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Angelo: *brushing Faz's hair* You better be nice to this boy- his daddy is hot and on the market.

Faz: *huffs* I'm always nice.

Angelo: *laughs* Good one.

Faz: *rolls his eyes*

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Lucifer: Remember! Don't fucking burn shit there. Chris will have my head.

Max: *grins*

Lucifer: I'll have your head little shit- don't fucking start.

Max: *tries to hide his smile* Okay Dad.

Lucifer: *squints at him*

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Alex: *arms crossed with a pouty face* How come other kids my age can have cults but I can't?

Lucifer: You have too many followers son, Jo is upset.

Alex: He sucks! I had so many souls that were mine! *whines* It's not fair!

Angelo: *hugs him* I know honey, it's okay. Just do it more secretly and not world wide okay?

Alex: Ugh! My life is horrible! *storms out*

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None of this is actually a thing- more of a spoilt princes kind of spin off thing. I thought it was quite cute. Just the boys being brats.