Tyler: *sitting in John's lap playing on his phone, snuggled up close to him*

John: *watching TV*

Felix: *smacks John in the face with his tail, sitting on top of the couch annoyed* I want to fuse with Tyler now.

John: Well you can't sweetheart, so why don't you come cuddle with us?

Felix: No. *sulks and crosses his arms*

John: *looks over at him* Come here. *holds his arm out for him*

Tyler: *pokes his head up to look at them*

Felix: *growls unhappily and slides down, getting scooped up and placed into John's lap*

John: Good boy. *kisses him gently and pulls away* Mine.

Felix: *snuggles up to him immediately, purring*

Tyler: *giggles a bit and kisses Felix's cheek* i love you.

Felix: *purrs louder, absolutely delighted*

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Mike: I just think this is really unnecessary. *pouting*

Felix: How will you know I'm superior if you dont wear it? *smug*

Mike: *deadpans* Seriously?

Nat: I think you're absolutely stunning Mikey!  *beams*

Mike: It's a cock cage! How is this "stunning"?! I don't know why I'm letting this tiny gremlin tell me what to do anyway!

Felix: *gasps* I'm not tiny!!

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[Canon making Felix short so when he's with Ty he can be a tall king]

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Idk I was gonna write more then got tired lol