Felix: *bites John's ass*

John: *jolts* Oi! *turns around and scolds them slightly* No biting.

Tyler: *sits back on his ass, looking up at John wagging his tail* Master.

Felix: *laughs and points at John* Bite him.

John: *scolds and grabs them, picking them up* You're not even a dog hybrid- stop trying to teach him to be naughty.

Tyler: *watches them while wagging his tail*

Felix: *looks at John* But it's funny.

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I love this au/spell thing