Max: So?

Jamey: They're fine I guess.

Max: Okay sweet! Then everything from here on out is on you. *smiles at him*

Jamey: *huffs a bit and rolls his eyes* whatever.

Fiz: *sitting on the couch watching tv*

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Jammy: *arms crossed with a pout* I don't want you to go.

Faz: It's only for an hour or two?

Jammy: *sitting on his waist* No.

Faz: *pouts at her*

Jammy: You go all the time. You can stay home.

Faz: *sulks a little* Okay.

Jammy: Good boy. *leans down and kisses him*

Faz: *kisses back blushing a little at the praise*

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Josephina: Oh! Hi Fiz!

Fiz: *waves at her* Hi.

Jamey: *lets her sit in the booth first and kisses her cheek before sitting down next to her* Hi Josie. 

Josephina: Hi Jamey! How have you guys been?

Jamey: Pretty good. Fiz and I are just spending the day together so brought her along.

Fiz: *smiles apologetically at Josephina* Sorry for intruding.

Josephina: Oh it's no issue babe! *smiles at her* You not intruding on anything, I promise.

Fiz: *smiles half heartedly at her before leaning into Jamey for comfort*

Jamey: *runs a hand through her hair and grabs the menu*

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Rocko: Are you okay man?

Faz: Hm? Yeah! I'm okay. *smiles awkwardly* I just don't know how to.. uh balance out time with you guys and then time with my wife.

Rocko: Oh! *thinks about it* Just come earlier I guess? Or something? But then you won't be able to bring the babies.. Hm. I'm not sure aye, I've never been married!

Faz: *deadpans* You're no help.

Rocko: *gasps dramatically and clutches his chest* How dare ya.

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Fiz: Maybe an hour at the park then come home? That way I can take the kids out as well.

Roxy: Not a bad idea! I think it just depends on the timing!

Fiz: *nods while looking at the things on the table* It was a lot easier when Josie lived next door. *kicks her feet*

Roxy: Who's Josie?

Fiz: Jamey's best friend.

Roxy: .. Oooooohh. *thinks* Oh! Is that who he sits at the coffee shop with? I think I've seen them before!

Fiz: Most likely.

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Max: Is this a drama? Is this turning into a drama?

Faz: *whines* No! I've just never had to divide my attention between my wife and friends.

Max: Neither. Personally- Friends are overrated. I would just prefer my wife.

Faz: *pouts* Well Jammy has a friend and I wanted one too!

Max: Yeah but didn't- *closes his mouth*

Faz: What?

Max: Didn't John use to live next door? And the only reason they became friends is because you guys wanted to fuck him yeah? Then that became a big drama and then you divorced Felicia?

Faz: *grimances*

Max: Yeah. I mean I wouldn't want a friend that's fucked my wife before.

Faz: My friends haven't fucked my wife!  Ugh you're no help! Go away! *rolls over and whines* I want Jammy!

~IN THE KITCHEN~

Kerry: And there it is. *looks at Jammy* He's either made him upset or solved his confusion.

Jammy: By the sound of those whines- I'd say upset. *walks out of the kitchen*

Max: *trying to settle Faz down* Stop being so dramatic- Oh hi ladies!

Faz: *tears in his eyes while he gets up and reaches for Jammy* I wanna go home.

Kerry: What did you do? *gives Max a stern look*

Max: .. Nothing?

~explains what he said~

Kerry: *deadpanning* Babe. Your wife getting fucked doesn't matter.

Max: What? Why?

Kerry: Literally everyone has fucked. Faz and i have fucked, jammy and you have fucked- and so on.

Max: Oh yeah!

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Babies.

Faz/Fiz is confused because they don't want to make Jamey/Jammy upset so they're trying to figure out how to balance out everything because they're new to it.

They'll probably end up asking Jamey/Jammy how if they can't figure it out :)