AU where Chris, Angelo and Lucifer are together but Chris hasn't got Max, Alex or Faz yet.

Chris: *cooing at Max happily* Aren't you the cutest hellhound puppy? *cuddling him*

Lucifer: *grimances* Put that flea bag down!

Chris: *glares at him and hugs Max to his chest* My fleabag.

Angelo: He's so cute! *scratches behind his ear*

Max: *wagging his tail and makes happy puppy noises*

Alex: *whines and holds his hands up to Angelo*

Angelo: Aww! They're twins! *scoops him up*

Lucifer: *groans* You're both going to get fleas!

Angelo+Chris: *fussing over them both*

Lucifer: We're not bringing them home! We have two kids already.

-later-

Lucifer: You better wash them! And yourselves! *holding jamey and Jerry close with a glare* Disgusting.

Chris: *sticks tongue out at him*

Lucifer: *squints at him*

Angelo: *laughs and grabs Chris's hand* Let's go give these babies a bath and then we can wash up. Together~

Chris: *purrs at him happily and kisses his cheek* Okay~ *smirks at Lucifer and walks off happily with Angelo and the twins*

Lucifer: *pulls a face and looks down at Jamey and Jerry* .. What.

Jerry: *cooes*

Jamey: Who are those hellhounds?

Lucifer: *huffs* Fleabags your dads brought home because they're too soft.

Jamey: Oh.