Max: Personally? I think he doesn't respect you're authority anymore. *smug*

Jamey: You are literally the last person I want to talk to about my sex life. You are little the biggest switch bitch ever.

Max: Hey! I was switch bitching you for quite a bit as well! Have some respect. Damn.

Jamey: Yeah. Was. *crosses his arms*

Max: All my hoes are leaving me! It's so depressing. *whines*

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Faz: *holding Willow and Koda with a smile* You wanna stay with grandpa for a few hours?

Willow+Koda: *squeals* Yes!

Chris: *croons and takes them happily, absolutely delighted* What would you cubs like to do?

Willow: Fish!

Koda: Swim! I wanna swim in da river!

Chris: *gives them kisses* Alright let's gooooo!

Faz: Be careful and have fun! *hugs the three of them*

Chris: *smiles and beams at Faz* Have a fun date.

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Homie I am so tired and I need to brush my teeth but I dunno if I should drink coffee first then brush them or the other way around. I'll probably drink coffee first so my breath ain't gross.