Lucifer: What happened to my little spicy little fishy hm?

Chris: Oh piss off. *rolls his eyes fondly*

Angelo: It's like I can still hear his voice!*leans against Chris with his hand over his face dramatically* His very sexy voice!

Chris: *gets a bit flustered and pushes him away gently* Stop.

~~~~~

Lucifer: I fucked your dad last night. How does that make you feel?

Max: *looks him up and down* You don't have the balls to fuck my dad. He would've bent you over.

Lucifer: *offended* Absolutely not!

Max: He may be shy but he's not letting no one shove a finger up his butt.

Lucifer: *stammers* We-well he let me!

Max: Liar!!!

Lucifer: *goes red in the face* IMNOTLYING!!!

~~~~~~

Chris: You told him that?

Lucifer: *pouting* Yea.

Chris: Why? We haven't had intercourse.

Angelo: *sitting in his lap happily just snuggled up with him* Do you want to?

Chris: Not yet. *playing with Angelo's hair* Anyway why did you lie to him?

Lucifer: Because I'm a liar? I don't know I thought it was funny but he spun it one me. *leans against them both*