Max: *curled up next to Jerry with his tail between his legs and ears down*

Jerry: Aww are you okay puppy? *pats his head*

Max: 'm sad. *looks up at him with big baby eyes*

Jerry: Why is my gorgeous little baby sad? *cups his face*

Max: Want kisses.

Jerry: Awww~ Does Maxi want his kissies? *cooes*

Amelio: This is disgusting.

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Max: I'm just amazing aren't I? Everyone wants me.

Faz: Weren't you literally crying last week that all your "hoes" left you?

Max: *gives him the stink eye* How dare you bear bitch.

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Shadow: mommy, I want a crown too. *looking at Felix's crown*

Felix: Of co-

John: No.

Shadow: But it's pretty Daddy! *pouts at him* Please?

John: *picks him up* Just take mommy's one?

Shadow: *whines* I want my own though! A real one!

Felix: I'll get you one my little stardrop!

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Bedtime fr