Max: I use to have this girlfriend that cheated on me a lot and tried to kill me and my family because i broke up with her and then my dad stole her eyes.

Roxy: ... That's crazy man.

Max: Yeah. He hates humans.

Roxy: *nervous laughter* Okay?

Max: So if you ever break my brothers heart I'm just saying.. we'll steal your eyes.

Roxy: .. I'm not dating your brother?

Max: Oh. You're not?

Roxy: He's married!

Max: Oh yeah! I forgot. *stares at the ground* Damn.

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DAMN 🫤