Angela: Don't be mean to her either! She's just a sweet little thing okay.

Lucifer: Knowing my Christopher? She's gonna be a spitfire.

Chrissy: *on the couch* I don't even know where we are! Why did we- Who the hell is that?

Angela: This is Lucifer! He's Lucy's male counterpart!

Chrissy: .. Okay? So where's Lucifina?

Lucifer: Sucking off your counter part and her counter part. *sits beside her with Angela in his lap* And they weren't lying when they said you were gorgeous~

Chrissy: *blushes a bit and looks at Angela*

Angela: *smiles encouragingly at her* He's a sweetheart, I promise.

Chrissy: *looks at Lucifer* Well if he's anything like Lucifina he's going to be insufferable.

Lucifer: *laughs and smirks* And insatiable~ *kisses her*

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Max: *braiding Jammy's hair with his tongue sticking out* It'll be like reigns when I fuck you! *makes noises while holding them* Ho ho ho!

Jammy: *sips her coffee half asleep* Wha the fuck are you on about?

Max: Neigh, neigh! *makes clicking noises*

Jammy: *confused tired noises*

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Angelo: You wanna fuck who?

Felicia: Max's dad. The forest guy.

Angelo: You can. She can't. *gestures to Taylor*

Felicia: Why can't she? *pouts* Takes the fun out of everything!

Taylor: *in bed having a nap*

Angelo: Because Tay doesn't have to sleep around just because you want to. *crosses his arms* Boundaries, remember sweetheart?

Felicia: *pouts* Yes. I remember.

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