Max: *laying his head in Jerry's lap yawning*

Jerry: *pets his hair* You finally awake?

Max: No. *rolls over and buries his face into his crotch, taking a big old sniff and growling happily*

Jerry: *goes pink* Max!

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Coal: *hisses at Max and shoves his face away* Go away.

Max: *pouts and whines* I'm sorry! I didn't mean to wet you with the hose.

Coal: You chased me with it!

Max: *tries to hide his smile* No!

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Amelio: Daddy why are you sad?

Max: *pouting* Because mommy is a meanie.

Jerry:  *pokes his head out of the kitchen* You're the one misbehaving! Honey don't listen to daddy, he's just upset because he got told off.

Amelio: Oooh.

Max: You're mean! *hugs amelio close while sulking*

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Faz: Imagine getting in trouble off your wife. L bozo.

Max: Shut up idiot. Least my dick is naturally big.

Faz: *gasps*

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