Lucifer: *smirks smugly and holds a flower pot above his head* What are you gonna do about it plant boy?

Chris: Plant boy? *glaring at him with crossed arms*

Lucifer: Yeah. Plant boy. Because you're a Plant spirit or whatever.

Angelo: *smacks his side and gives Chris an apologetic smile* Sorry about him baby, he's in a mood. He likes to be.. Annoying.

Chris: Annoying is a nice way of saying it. *leans against the wall and uses his magic to make vines go up Lucifers legs and wrap around him, narrowing his eyes* You burn my vines I'll never talk to you again.

Lucifer: *was about to light himself on fire to get rid of them* I would never! *smiles charmingly at him*

Chris: *makes the vines squeeze him a bit with a deadpan look and uses one of the vines to take the pot plant back* Mine. *looks it over*

Angelo: *pats the vines gently and looks at Lucifer with a smirk* You're in trouble now. You know he doesn't like it when you shit stir.

Lucifer: I wasn't! He started it. *squirms a bit when the vines start wrapping around his limbs*

Angelo: *watches them in amusement* What? Did you feel left out while we were making out?

Chris: Makes sense since he's a closeted cuck. *holding the pot plant close*

Lucifer: *growls and let's out a groan when a vine rubs up against his crotch* You'd love that wouldn't you? *getting turned on*

Chris: *makes the vines leave* Don't touch my plants or I'm not sleeping here ever again. *walks off*

Lucifer: *stumbles over in surprise and gets offended* That asshole!

Angelo: Oof. *pats his chest* It's okay darling! It was only a little embarrassing that you thought that was going anywhere sexual.

Lucifer: *huffs and pouts*

Chris canonically leaves plants and stuff around the palace.