Andy: As least my dad loves me! *hugging Flaz with his tongue sticking out at Mel* And my other kinda parent! *makes grabby hands at Tammy*

Tammy: *cooes and hugs Andy tight* Awww.

Flaz: *beams and gives Andy 100 dollars* I love you too!

Mel: Hey! That's my money!

Flaz: No I earned that by sucking your dick! *sticks tongue out*

Andy: Ew! *holds the money away from himself*

Mel: It's still my money!

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Damien: *mocking Lucifer* Wah wah you have kids blah blah blah. I just love my daughter the most because I hate my stupid offspring.

Angelo: Honey, you know your dad loves you right?

Damien: I don't care if he does! He sucks. *clings onto Angelo with a pout* At least he didn't abuse me like he did to Jerry and Jamey.

Angelo: *frowns and hugs them a bit tighter* He's trying now, it doesn't make up for it but he's putting in the effort to fix things.

Damien: Yeah well he still sucks and smells bad.

Angelo: He smells delicious.

Damien: You wanna know who's delicious? Your little fairy boyfriend. He single?

Angelo: *narrows his eyes* Damien. You don't like it when people joke about taking Jakey away right?

Damien: *pouts* Right. I'm sorry.

Angelo: *kisses their forehead* That's alright sweetie!

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Chris: Hello Damien.

Damien: Hello Christopher. *smiles innocently at him* How are you?

Chris: I've been alright kiddo, how are the kids? How's your husband?

Damien: Ah! Well that's what I wanted to talk to you about! *beams* I was just wondering if you would be able to look after Ivy and Link for me? They're gems.

Link+Ivy: *pop out from behind their legs* Hi!

Chris: Oh! Of course! *smiles a bit* How long were you going to be gone for?

Damien: Few hours! Just gonna take Jakey out for dinner. *beams* Thank you! Just get mom to call me if they're too much. *looks down at the kids* Be nice to grandpa Chris okay?

Ivy: *beams* we have another grandpa?!

Chris: Yeah a much cooler one than those other two.

Link: Haha burn! *laughs*

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Andy: Dad your stupid little short boyfriend is being a dick. *hugging Flaz*

Flaz: That's your dad honey. *washing up dishes*

Andy: He said that I'm too poor for him to be related.

Mel: I did not. *deadpans*

Flaz: Mel don't say that about your son.

Mel: Ugh. Why do you believe everything that moocher says?

Andy: *whines* Dad!

Flaz: Mel. *gives him a look*

Mel: Ugh! *bangs his head against the table*

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Coal: I just think that having you under this spell permanently might be a good thing! *looking down at Max with a smile* Don't you?

Max: *sucking on his balls, eyes half lidded nodding dumbly* Mm~

Coal: *grabs Jerry's hair and pulls him into a rough kiss*

Jerry: Mm~ *melts against him while jerking him off* Mmm~

Coal: *spanks his ass* Mm~ Yes~

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Kids AU

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Jamey: You can't eat that. *holding a dead raccoon away from Faz*

Faz: *whines* Pease! *pouts at him* I hungy.

Jamey: I will get you some berries.

Faz: *pouts* no!

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Babies SSS