Damien: *sitting in Jake's lap, holding his face gently while kissing him*

Jake: *wagging his tail kissing back excitedly, purring happily at him*

Damien: *pulls away and kisses his nose* Good boy.

Jake: *beams* I'm a good boy?

Damien: Yes. You're Master's good boy~ *rubs his crotch* If you keep behaving so good for me, I just might give you a treat.

Jake: *whines happily moaning and wags his tail faster* Really?! Is it a blowjob?!

Damien: *gasps dramatically before he cooes* How did you know? You must be the smartest puppy in the world!