Max: Do y-you *hic* love me? *drunk af*

Jamey: *stares at him* .. I'm married.

Max: *tears up and rolls over* You-you used me! *hiccups*

Jamey: *laughs and drags him back over* I do love you idiot. Come here.

Max: *starts purring and kisses him hard and pulls away* I wanna fuck your pretty mouth~ *growls playfully and kisses him again*