Damien: *laying on the couch with his head in Jake's lap*

Jake: *petting his hair*

Zane: Move over. *lifts Damien's legs up*

Damien: I don't want to. *yawns*

Zane: *huffs and sits down* Whatever.

Damien: *puts his legs across his lap*

Jake: *plays with his hair before tugging on it gently to get his attention*

Damien: *looks up at him* Mm?

Jake: *nods to the bedroom with a smile*

Damien: .. You horny bastard. *sits up* Fine. Zane, we'll be back. I've got to go look after my human and his needs.

Zane: I didn't ask and I don't fucking care. *changes the channel*

Damien: Well you should! It's like what you do for Honey. It's basically like.. Looking after a giant horny-

Jake: *covers his mouth* Don't you call me a monkey.

Zane: *snorts and covers his mouth* He calls you a fucking giant horny monkey? *laughs* Fucking hell. What shit are you two into?

Damien: *blushes and moves Jake's hand* I wasn't gonna call you a monkey! And shut up Zane!