Felix: *wags tail and licks John's cheek* Fetch?

John: No. No fetch.

Felix: *whines and growls at him* I wanna play fetch!!

John: *smacks his ass* Behave.

Felix: *jolts and pouts grumbling* murmurs: I wanna play fetch.

John: No. You're in trouble.

Felix: *pouts more* For no reason!

John: You humped Mike!

Felix: He was being bossy! So I showed him who's boss! *smirks*

John: No. He pinned you on the ground until you started crying, then I had to get Nat to get him.

Felix: *whines and gets embarrassed* Murmurs: I didn't cry.

Mike and Feli are John's and Nat's pets uwu (in this AU)