Damien: *grumbles while cleaning his room*

Jake: *smiles happily watching him* Good boy.

Damien: *bares teeth at him and keeps cleaning up* All these condoms are yours! Why didn't you throw them in the bin?!

Jake: I don't wear condoms babe.

Damien: You did when I made you jerk off while I was doing homework!

Jake: *opens his mouth to reply before snapping it closed* .. You're nearly done, keep cleaning.

Damien: *makes a frustrated noise and keeps cleaning* Dirty boy.

Jake: *rolls eyes* Mmhmm.

Damien: *turns to him* Do you want to fight?

Jake: *laughs and pets his hair kissing him gently before pulling away* Stop trying to get out of cleaning.

Damien: *huffs and pouts at him* I don't like it, only lower class humans clean. It's disgusting!

Jake: It's your mess. *smiles*

Damien: *whines* It's your mess too! Your condoms are everywhere.

Jake: That's because you're a little freak of nature and you eat my cum like a little cum hungry slut. *laughs*

Damien: *goes red-faced* N-no! *whines* Shut up!

Damien loathes cleaning uwu