Jake: *pacing back in forth*

John: Jake what are you doing?

Jake: It's hard!

John: What's hard?

Jake: Resisting dangerous urges!

John: Dangerous urges? Like what?

Jake: I've been getting homicidal thoughts! This morning a kid made fun of my hair! I thought of him with a knife in his heart!

John: Um...

Jake: Then I felt like having heated sex with Dami. I want him so badly! *whines*

John: Where's all this coming from?

Jake: I um...

John: Jakey.

Jake: I'm christian!!

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Felix: Jakey, you know you're literally dating the prince of Hell right?

Jake: *nods*

Felix: If you keep being Christian, you're hurting Dami.

Jamey: Jake our family is literally demons. We just marry humans well except for Jerry and Max. Those two demons.

Jake: *nods trying to process everything*

Jamey: Plus Dami's my little brother. *pulls on his shirt* You hurt him, I hurt you. *takes off his cross necklace*

Jake: *squeaks*

Jamey: *hums in response turning it upside down and putting it back on him* From now on, try wearing it like this. Do. Not. Turn. It. Around.

Jake: Y-yes s-sir!

Felix: Did ya have to be so mean?

Jamey: You asked for this. You said to give you advice.

Felix: Okay true...