Lucifer: Angie!! Who's this tiny child in our living room?!

Nat: *squeaks in surprise*

Angelo: oh! I forgot to tell you!! He was a lovely gift from our son!~ *gives him the letter*

Nat: *twiddles with his fingers nervously*

Angelo: You must be hungry!! *grabs him and drags him into the kitchen*

Lucifer: *opens the letter and reads it*

Angelo: How do you like it here in Hell?

Nat: y-your house is very nice. Uh.. um.. I didn't expect satan to be so.. big?

Angelo: That's just how he looks when he's in his office to greet new comers. He's actually only a bit taller then me.

Nat: o-oh!

Angelo: *nods*

Lucifer: Goddamnit Jamey.

Spice up your sex life old man. Nat needs someone and I'm giving him to you, no complaints, Mom already loves him, get to know him, he's adorable
~ Yours truly, Your hellspawn.

Lucifer: *rubs his face and walks into the kitchen* Nat is it?

Nat: y-yes sir!

Lucifer: Why us?

Angelo: *looks at him*

Nat: *blushes* T-to b-be honest, I-I t-think you guys a-are really hot. *blushes more*

Lucifer: Of course I am!! *flexes* I don't know about Angie though.

Angelo: *hits him with his spatula* Shush you! *looks at Nat* I'm pretty adorable~ I have a big ass-

Lucifer: The biggest.

Angelo: *sticks tongue out at him* But I have a very welcoming personality. Stand up please!

Nat: *gets up*

Angelo: *walks around him* Hmm..

Lucifer: What?

Angelo: Ooh! You have a plumpy one too! *spanks it*

Nat: *jolts forward*

Angelo: *giggles* How well are you at being a pet?

Lucifer: Collars are so expensive. *sighs*

Angelo: shush you! *looks at Nat* Well?

Nat: I-I don't know? I've never really tried it?

Angelo: Well we're gonna try a lot of things down here in Hell! *smiles at him*

Nat: *blushes again* O-oh!

Lucifer: I'll have to get a leash too. I believe your more behaved than this mutt? *hugs Angelo softly*

Nat: *nods slowly*

Lucifer: Good. Now for a test run.

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Idk what the test run should be.