Jerry: My squishy baby!~ *pinches his cheeks*

Faz: Jerry!!

Jerry: *squishes his cheeks*

Faz: *muffled: Jerry*

Jerry: What?? I can't spend time with my best friend by pinching his adorable cheeks? *kisses them*

Faz: *blushes* We're in public!

Jerry: Pssh. You know how many times me and Maxi fucked in public?

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Max: oh Jamey!~ Why do you let me do this to you?~ *kisses up and down his neck*

Jamey: *shudders* F-fuck o-off~

Max: You enjoy it so much though! *smiles and kisses his chest* I locked the door and- *shoves his head down onto the pillow* Now you'll be quiet.

Jamey: *nods*

Max: *hums and pulls on his hair lifting up his head* Hm?

Jamey: *whines a bit* Y-yes daddy! 

Max: Good boy! *massages his scalp before slamming in*

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Jerry: Be my sugar daddy!

Faz: I don't have money for that.

Jerry: hm... then be my sugar baby!

Faz: hm?

Jerry: I want you to let me love you, compliment you, do whatever I want with you~ *kisses his cheek and hugs him tight*

Faz: That doesn't sound too bad.

Jerry: Goodie!!

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It's turning into the president au kinda