Jake: We shouldn't do this. *getting dragged*

Damien: *dragging him into a church* C'mon Baby~ I'll let you fuck me real good~

Jake: *blushes* O-okay.

Damien: Good boy! *looks around at the people and hisses* Disgusting trash. Worshipping my uncle. They should be worshipping my Dad. *tsks and drags him towards a room*

Jake: Oh no. We're-

Damien: Yep! We're gonna fuck in the statue room!

Jame: Damien!

Damien: Oh Jake!~ *closes the door and pushes him towards the floor*

Jake: O-oh. *covers his crotch*

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God: I can't believe your son did that!

Lucifer: Which one?

God: Damien.

Lucifer: ah.

God: It's a disgrace Lucy!!

Lucifer: Oh well.