Max: God I didn't know I'd actually have an urge to fuck him.

Faz: *laughs* That's you being bi.

Max: But he's so cute!!! Why'd I make him so irresistible and soft?!

Faz: What? He's all metal!

Max: the inside.

Faz: .... why?

Max: I don't know!! I was very horny at the time!!

Faz: Well Jamey's a very good robot.

Max: oh really?

Faz: of course he didn't actually erase his memories. He's still hooked on his creator, but I'll make him behave.

Max: *nods*

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Boning