John: Jake Melissa Camila

Felix: Melissa? Really?

John: It's my Mother's name. *squints at him*

Felix: aaaand it's perfect!

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Jake: *trying to get up*

Felix: Come on baby! You can do it!

Jake: *gets up babbling and starts walking to him*

Felix: Yes yes!!

Jake: *falls down and giggles*

Felix: *pouts*

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Jake: *stacking blocks*

John: *smiling happily while watching*

Felix: has he burned or floated or teleported yet?

John: no.

Felix: what? Really?

John: yeah, he's just building blocks.

Felix: huh...

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Lucifer: he's completely normal.

Felix: wait really?

Lucifer: yeah.

Felix: why is that?

Lucifer: Two gods... cancel each other out.

Felix: oh.. so..

Lucifer: Jack is just a normal baby with no powers. Since you guys are both Gods, when you make a baby, you both canceled each other out and the baby becomes normal.

Felix: what about ollie-

Lucifer: Ollie is part cow because John was part cow when you had him. John was a still god, but he was part cow, so the part cow went into Ollie with just a little bit of powers, like the normal stuff. Teleportation, strength, levitation, etc. Basic shit.

Felix: hm.... I have mixed feelings about this.