Mel: Ugh!! Do you think I have a small dick?!

Tammy: umm... *pokes his crotch with a pencil* No. it's pretty decent, dare I say... average sized? Yeah.

Mel: See!! I don't have a shrimpy dick!

Loren: *sighs* Why are you telling me this? *looking over the profit charts while writing down numbers on his clipboard*

Tammy: Because it's good to Vent!!

Loren: Didn't you tell us he apologized though?

Mel: Yes. But I'm still upset.

Tammy: What about you Loren? Do you wanna vent?

Loren: uh well...

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Loren: And then she had the fucking nerve to bring me decaf INSTEAD OF REGULAR!! WHO DOES THAT?! *chugs down his fifth cup of coffee*

Tammy: Wow. She sounds like a bitch.

Loren: Ohhh don't get me started on Brad!! He's a fucking annoying son of a bitch!

Mel: *watches them* Hm..

Loren: He blew up most of my experiments and terminated my experimental cure on pollen!

Tammy: Woah!

Loren: Woah?! Ha!! Woah indeed!! But he fucking destroyed it!!! That stupid fuckhead!! *slams his fist into the table panting heavily*

Tammy+Mel: *looks at each other and claps their hands*